tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62553804325053545472012-02-01T12:44:06.058-08:00As the name so bluntly states, my mission is to educate you, the reader, in the ways of the world. So come with me, Serac, as I guide you through life with my timeless wisdom and sarcastic rhetoric. Never before was life so simple.....Serachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07380142665315705583noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6255380432505354547.post-48584941001399057422008-08-14T20:54:00.000-07:002008-08-14T20:55:25.688-07:00

As a man, there are some things I don’t know anything about. As a guy, there are some things I don’t want to know anything about. As a hero, however, there is nothing I am afraid to learn about. Well, almost nothing. There’s at least one less thing, now.I have learned about tampons, and you are about to learn about them as well. Yes, I am twenty-years-old. Laugh at me, later.I recently came into

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How do you deal with someone whose breath could corrode plate steel? That’s a fantastic question because, odds are, you will have to deal with this problem at the very least once a week. I know, it IS a sad thing that rancid breath plagues our poor world, even in our advanced times. You’d think that since we can kill cancer cells and use stem cells to rebuild tissue and whatever the hell else

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I recently had the misfortune of being guided to a website known as ‘The Church of Euthanasia’. Yeah, you read it right. The Church of Euthanasia. They advocate being a vegan (A super vegetarian), sodomy (Because having babies is awful and destroys the planet), cannibalism (Because it’s wasteful to throw away perfectly good human flesh), suicide (Because you’re ruining the world, you bastard, you

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I had some white trash ass hole throw a bottle at me when I was walking down the street. I didn't even know the guy, but he felt obligated to throw crap at me as he drove by. Maybe it was because he was jealous of my stunning good looks and chiseled physique, maybe it was because he mistook me for a very attractive garbage disposal unit, maybe it was because he wanted to protect me from a stalker

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A good question would be ‘Are people evil?’, but that’s not the question we’re going to look at, today. We’re going to look at the littlest of people, the baby, and whether or not they are evil.Let’s take an objective look at the things babies do to help us figure this one out:1. They eat and drink. Really, I could rephrase this as they get fed and pampered. They don’t work for the food, they

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Here’s a true life story for you guys.Ok, I recently discovered that there is a group of five female students in the state of Texas known as the ‘Fab Five’. I barely managed to survive reading that name, as the pulses of gay and idiocy washed over me in waves of suck. I’m not even kidding, my brother picked me up off of the floor and had to play Pantera for over ten minutes to bring me back.After

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How can one thing, good, bring about its opposite, bad? It’s like an oxymoron. For more on oxymorons, see Mark Foley.Like I so love to do, let us use an example to help illustrate how the good in some can bring out the bad in others. I’ll even use one that many people know of. Here it is:So we’re back in the garden of Eden. Pretty sweet, huh? There are only two people around, and only a couple of

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Christmastime is a special time. A time of giving. A time of hope. A time of commercialization. But it’s also a time of remembering. Remembering He who was born to die for our sins, as the Christians put it. Yes, think fondly back to the night that little baby sat in that manger, minding his own business, probably watching a goat eat some oats, or something. I like to imagine that the goat was

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Are all men the same? That’s a very valid question, as we are brought up in the good old land of the free to believe that, indeed, all men are created equal. The definition for the word ‘equal’ is: Being the same in quantity, size, degree, value, or status. So even the United States Constitution tells us that, yes, all men are the same.Logic tells us that surely every man can’t be a carbon copy

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Why does anime (Japanese animation) get such a bad rep? This is a question that many people have, and one that I am about to thoroughly answer. This will be done so with several key reasons anime is often frowned upon. The following reasons are not listed in any particular order, though each is as backbreaking to the industry as the other.Reason #1. Lackluster voice acting.--I use the term ‘

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Like so:A lot of people out there like to pussy-foot around serious issues, such as whether I look better in black, or white. You can count on me to take a good long look into the cess pool of the world today as I seek out the answers to some of life's more troubling questions. Examples? Here are some things I should investigate, right off the top of my head:1. During love-making with your

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